Father asked the son: who does your future wife to marry? Son said: I want to marry my grandmother, she hurt me! Dad said: Nonsense, how can you marry my mother? Son said: You can marry my mother a wife, why I can not marry your mother too! Classmates with the mountain, reached the top of a hearty girl shouted: motherland, ah, my mother! Crush on a boy then she cried: the motherland ah, my wife's mother!
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before death of Chairman Mao, Deng Xiaoping cried bedside, said: One thing I worried about, I worry that some comrades within the party do not want to follow you. Deng A: Rest assured, Mr President, they do not follow me, I let them go with you. Matchmaking
Princess archery, the first shot through the head of Apple Princess, said: I am Robin Hood! The second man shot through the pears: I am Yi. Third arrow will be shot dead princess: I am sorry!
a military exercise, a shell accidentally fall into the melon, send a soldier to go see. A ragged man long face, said, Well not that stealing a melon, but also As for the shelling of it?
drunk to go home to the wife said: a haunted house! Wife Jingwen: How come? The drunk says: I pull the bathroom door, the lights lit up, and chilly wind blowing chilly! A slap to his wife: fuck you and the urine refrigerator.
one its citizens, everywhere, feeding, training children to hear a woman: cry'll throw you out to feed the wolf! Children cry all night, the wolf at the door, etc. is solely to dawn, a long sigh: liar, women are liars!
mobile boss on the public toilets, porters uncle said: go out Ermao San Mao! CEOs surprised a moment: it has cost? Grandpa wrote: Learning mobile two-way fees. CEOs come and go to the toilet was stopped: squatting is 八号 your pit, make a dollar Xuanhao Fei, more than three minutes, and make a dollar out fees,UGGs, toilet with background music, ring tones fee Ermao received. If you often, I advise you to do a comparative cost-effective package of public toilets, toilet paper even made it 200 ... ...
meter race after watching an old lady, wiping away tears, said: scary! Of several coal mining kneeling in a row to be shot, not targeted to open the gun, wanderers scared that run, rope, no stopping wow!
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a thief stole a watermelon, ran to sing: Freedom is the direction of the wind to run the old lady watermelons
side edge chasing cry: look at my tears, you never looking back ,
to chase the thief saw the police, while chasing his mouth: Yes, I am not good enough, so you just want to escape the thief ran
said: Silence acceleration, the pace of my thief was
caught, the judge said: What to say, how many tears to stay
thief crying: I beg you to give me a chance to
Police said: This is the impulse to punish the best
thief was taken to the police station two days after being released and said: You always Xintai s the heart to the old lady's window
thief, a man drinking old lady said: A man was drunk and wanted to
thief to find someone to accompany you in the window said: Tonight I went to your window, your shadow on the curtain a lovely old lady opened the curtains
said: There are too many misunderstandings between us!
thief said: Come with me, dawn to go!
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in elementary school because the family was poor when I can not afford a bike, so playing the home
junior high school when I was too prominent for learning, the school left me to read more high school for two years
I have quite the future president of that overcharged me thirty thousand
class that I am now able to decide independently I dropped out, so I became a hooligan for the brothers go through anything for the beautiful two-inserted Brothers knife, brother brotherhood beautiful clothes, grab my clothes and I who cut his foot, who move my hand, foot and I wear his clothes
ago I thought I was a talent, but I was wrong I'm not! did not think I turned out to be a genius!
helpless by .... I have wanted to commit suicide! but you appear to dispel the idea of me gave me the courage of Health, thank you! you know when I see you first think: that you Why can not I can live Shayang Oh! benefactor ah!
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married into the village I come to it! I Village, richer!
communications base by Oh! Traffic basically rely on go!
basic cultivated land by cattle! Basic lighting by oil!
by heating the basic shaking! The basic law and order by the dog!
get rich by stealing the basic! Beautiful little
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celebration of the tenth anniversary of the reunification, Hu said, holding the hand of Andy Lau: I know you
Liu: I am very excited
Hu: You Jacky Cheung
Liu: tears
Hu: Taiwan chrysanthemum your song I like
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